Some bunnies decided to open an insurance company. After careful consideration and $48 spent on an online class called How to Start an Insurance Company, the team decided that they would only be covering earthquakes that may happen in the affected area. This is the same team that bought a book called How to Scam People off Bamazon (the book never came). Now, you may be wondering what the affected area is. You may also be wondering how Southern Saskatchewan would ever be hit by an earthquake. That, my friends, remains a mystery to this day.
Here comes their first customer now. “Greetings, fellow bunny. Are you in need of some insurance papers?” “Uh, yes, um… I would like to get some insurance in case of any earthquakes that may happen here in the middle of the continent.” “Well, you’ve come to the right place. Follow me to my office and we can get you some insurance.” “Sounds good.”
The two bunnies then proceed to walk two steps to a different set of chairs.
“I’ll have you sign right there at the bottom of the page so we can get started.” “Okie dokie.” “Now, you will be paying us the fair price of $29,746 every month, and we will cover any damages caused by some shaking in the ground in the middle of the continent. Sound good?” “Hmmmm… hmmmm… yep, sounds good to me. Where do I sign?”
And Scruffy left that day thinking he had just gotten the deal of his life.