The name\u2019s Fluffman, and ever since my parents were taken from me and turned into “the good Rabbit Stew”, I\u2019ve sworn to protect the streets of Bunnville. My lifelong nemesis, Plonker, has escaped from prison yet again\u2014escape number ninety\u2011eight, if anyone\u2019s counting\u2014and he\u2019s already taunting me with one of his signature carrot\u2011peel calling cards. He may be a mastermind of mild mayhem, but this is my city, my duty, and I\u2019m determined to track him down and drag him right back into his cell before he turns Bunnville upside down all over again. <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Plonker\u2019s latest stunt wasn\u2019t just a taunt \u2014 it was basically an invite. The carrot peel he left was folded into a weird little swan thing, sitting on the railing outside my burrow like it was trying to look fancy. Under it, he\u2019d scribbled, \u201cCatch me if you can, Fluff\u2011for\u2011brains.\u201d<\/em> Real classy. He\u2019s never been good at subtle stuff, but he is<\/em> good at making a mess, and that note told me he wanted a big chase again. Fine. I\u2019ve been waiting for this ever since escape number ninety\u2011seven, when he greased every doorknob in City Hall and the mayor slid straight into a fountain. That was\u2026 not my best day.<\/p>\n\n\n\n So I grabbed my gear \u2014 the grappling hook, the emergency lettuce, and my super cool monocle thing that I keep losing \u2014 and hopped into the streets of Bunnville. 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