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But when they got there, they made a shocking discovery\u2014it was closed! Luckily, there was an open food truck right beside it.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cUh, I\u2019ll have the lettuce\u2011wrapped lettuce with a side of lettuce. What do you guys want?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Fluffy and Button gave Match a blank stare.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cThat\u2019s the only thing they serve. What else are we gonna order?\u201d Fluffy told Match with exasperation. \u201cWe\u2019ll have the same, thanks.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>After about five minutes, the bunch got their food and went back to the park to eat. 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